As a professional biker sponcered by the Government (DWP), to injure myself in painful and inventive ways!!! Though Team DWP, (that's the Department of Work and Pensions,or more amusingly, welsh for stupid) doesn't ask too much of me, just write my name every two weeks. To some this is a challenge, it was to me! (my name is like the whole alphabet!!!) However since the age of six I can honestly say I think I have it down, and I have a pressing need to find a job to justify the four years of university and £20,000 of student debt!!!